Jack Nicholson

“I was working valet at the mansion. We used to park the nicer cars in the roundabout just for show. At 2 AM Jack (Nicholson) comes out with a tall blond girl. She couldn’t have been a day over 25 and they start going at it on top of a 1952 Jaguar Roadster. It wasn’t the kissy-kissy stuff either. They were both drunk.

I’m watching this when the owner of the Jag walks up to me. It was James Caan. I thought he was going to kill me for allowing this to happen. Caan was a nice guy but he had a temper.

I said, “Mr. Caan, Shall I go fetch your car.”

James Caan looked at me and said,

“Son, you don’t take meat away from a lion when it’s eating. I’ll be in the kitchen.”